
1. your manly region to keep it dry and smelling great.
2. your inner thighs and buttock region to prevent chafing and jock itch.
3. your socks and shoes to absorb moisture and prevent odor.
4. keep you mobile and free-flowing during athletics.
5. keep your flip-flops from squeaking.
6. give you confidence and assurance in intimate situations.
7. use as a pick-up line or to create an interesting conversation.
8. freshen your bedding in between washings.
9. your "boyz" before a night out on the town.
10. your jewels every time you get out of the shower.
- Vincent, Boston